Joke

Two Minnesota mechanical engineers were standing at the base of a
flagpole, looking up. A woman walks by and asks what they were doing.

“Ve’re supposed to find da height of da flagpole,” said Sven, “but ve
don’t haff a ladder.”

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid
the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a
measurement, and announced, “Eighteen feet, six inches.” And she walked
away.

Ole shook his head and laughed. “Ain’t dat just like a voman! Ve ask
for da height and she gives us da length!”

Sven and Ole are currently serving in the United States Congress.

 

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